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Apprehending Criminals逮捕罪犯The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局,都想要明他们最会逮捕罪犯。The President decides to give them a test.于是总统决定要考考他们。He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.他把一只兔子放进森林,而他们每一个人都必须去抓它。The CIA goes in.中央情报局的人进去了。They place animal informants throughout the forest.他们在整个森林里放置了动物通报器。They question all plant and mineral witnesses.他们质问所有的 植物和矿物人。After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.就在三个月的密集调查之后,他们得到的结论就是兔子不存在。The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest ,联邦调查局韵人进去了。就在两个星期都没有线索之后,killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies.他们放火把森林烧了,杀光了里面的一切,包括这只,兔子在内 ,而且他们并没有表现出歉意。The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later with a baddly beaten bear.洛杉矾警察局的人进去了。两个小时之后,他们带着一只惨遭严重殴打的熊出来。The bear is yelling;;Ok!I am a rabbit!I#39;m a rabbit!;这只熊大声地喊着说:“好啦!好啦!我是兔子啦!我是兔子啦!” /201504/361485。

  • Two sisters wrecking their bedroomThe search for Britain#39;s most mischievous toddler is on after parents shared hilarious photos of their children causing havoc.英国熊孩子大赛正在拉开帷幕,父母们纷纷寄来了他们家孩子大搞破坏的滑稽照片。From #39;exploding#39; beanbags and covering themselves in talc, to covering themselves in paint, images have been coming in thick and fast to organisers of a national competition.从打翻装满豆子的袋子,全身铺满滑石粉,到把自己也粉刷了一遍,一打打的照片飞快传送到这场全国大赛的组织者手里。A selection of the top entries so far - including two tots busily painting their pet dog with orange and white spots, a lad stuck down the loo and two sisters wrecking their bedroom - have been revealed.到目前为止进了前几名的组图——包括俩孩子忙不迭地把自家涂成了橙色和带着白斑点的,一小家伙被卡在马桶,还有两在卧室里搞破坏——已经闪亮发布。 /201504/369735。
  • King Gou Jian of Yue (reigned 496 B. C.~465 B. C.) was the king of the Kingdom of Yue (present-day Shanghai,northern Zhejiang and southern Jiangsu) near the end of the Spring and Autumn Period,named Luo Gou Jian.越王勾践,公元前496年至公元前465年在位。勾践是将近春秋末期的越王,名叫姒勾践。越国在现在的上海,浙江北部和江苏南部。Gou Jian was the son of Marquess Yun Chang of Yue. He was defeated and captured by King Fu Chai of Wu of the neighbouring State of Wu.勾践是越国允常侯的儿子,曾被邻国吴国的国上夫差打败。After three years of servitude and humiliation with his wife in the State of Wu,he gained the trust of King Fu Chai who eventually allowed him to return to his state where he resumed his rule and initiated major reforms.勾践与妻子在吴国忍辱负重务了三年后,获得了吴工的信任并被放回越国,回国后勾践恢复了统治,进行了一些重要的改革。He soon appointed skilled politicians,such as Wen Zhong and Fan Li,as advisors to help build up the kingdom.很快启用像文种和范蠡这样的政治家辅佐治国。During this time,his ministers also worked to weaken the State of Wu internally through bribes and diplomatic intrigue.同时,勾践的大臣还通过贿赂和外交阴谋从内部削弱吴国。All the while ruling his kingdom,Gou Jian never relished in riches as a king,but instead slept on sticks and eating food suited for peasants.在治理国家期间,作为一个国王,勾践从未享受富裕的生活,而是睡在柴火上,吃农民才吃的食物。This way,he could remember his humiliations while serving under the State of Wu.通过这样的手段,勾践时刻不忘在吴国受到的耻辱。There is a Chinese idiom,“Wo Xin Chang Dan” (literally meaning “sleeping on sticks and tasting gall;) coming about because of this and his perseverance.由此产生了一个汉语成语“卧薪尝胆”。After ten years of economic and political reforms,his state at last became powerful enough to challenge and eventually annex the State of Wu in 478 B. C.,where King Fu Chai was forced to commit suicide.十年的政治和经济改革之后,越国最终强大了起来。最后,越国于公元前478年打败吴国,吴王夫差被迫自杀。Later, King Gou Jian met the dukes in Xuzhou and gained hegemony among the states.后来,勾践在徐州会见各诸侯国国君成为霸主。 /201507/386810。
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